Post Pension Retirement or Post Pension Hawaiianism?

After years of paying it to the man, what is it the middle aged PR professional wants, craves, and dreams of?
Spring break got me thinking about the lifestyle of a retired professional. I have come to the conclusion that the ideal lifestyle includes one key item – the Hawaiian shirt. Hawaiian shirts are a unique culture, as well as a form of recreational body-wear.
These guys like to enjoy themselves enough to understand that Hawaiian shirts are the essence, neigh, the life of relaxation.
Hawaiian shirts are the exact exemplification of the future for retirees. They represent the concept of the self made man and the life they worked so hard for. Although young adults everywhere can see the beauty in the culture of the hawaiian shirt, it is also a beautiful future for those with post pension retirement.  American public relations professionals everywhere will one day find themselves sipping mai tais in the floral patterned culture, but will we recognize this as post pension retirement or a new culture combining with the hip hawaiian shirt culture to be know as post pension hawaiianism?